- I worked, and when I say worked, I mean I spent my whole day looking at boobs. That was boring as ever. Why I had to go to all this breastfeeding rubbish is beyond me, but whatever.
- I wore shoes sent to this earth by the devil for the sole reason of destroying my feet, seriously, blood everywhere. SO MUCH PAIN.
- Someone shouted ‘nice arse’ at me in the street, that was excellent. It’s always good to know your bum meets the approval of random men in the street. Thanks.
- My phone signal started working again, yay.
- My house key from my Mum arrived so I can definitely go home on the 8th, also yay.
Today.
Today has been rubbish until an hour or two ago. I’ve been ridiculously tired all the time causing me to fall asleep lots. This morning I woke up at 7:59am, fully clothed, make-up still on, hair still up and the tv still on and I started work at 8. Bugger. I don’t think I’ve ever moved so fast in my entire life. I got to work for quarter past cause it’s just round the corner, nobody was there yet anyway so it didn’t matter. Work was as shite, as expected.
I was sitting in the office on my own so I thought i’d check my essay result and there it was, ‘NS’. Non-submission? WHAT? So I emailed the module leader and got the reply “Sorry Chelsea, your assignment was not recieved and as this is a second submission, we are sorry but you have failed this module.” BITCH NO. This is probably what I get for being ridiculously lazy and not handing it in the first time round.
Since coming home, she’s emailed me to say it’s been found and marked and I’ve got a B, not bad for the work of one day. I’m in a much better mood now!
This is probably too much information, but I think it’s funny.
Today, I had to go see the Nurse, routine thing, you’ll all know what I’m talking about soon.
Nurse calls my name, she’s quite young, so in I go and she starts telling me all about it and going through her wee leaflet, which is fine. She then asked me if I’d mind if a first year student came in to watch, I really didn’t want a student there, but I agreed anyway. Why would anyone want want more people than is necessary seeing that? Anyway, it turned out said student is my friend’s little sister, so she was sent out, boost. Then she was just about to do it, asked if this was the first one I’d had, I said yes, to which she replied “okay, well it’s not sore, not really. It’s no worse than losing your virginity, just pretend I’m a good looking guy.”
WHAT?! I’m pretty sure she’s not meant to say that. It made me laugh though, alot!
This is me, my sister, my cousin and my sister’s friend.
A few people told my mum that my sister and I look really alike. What? We must be the most dissimilar siblings ever. I can’t even see one thing that makes us look even remotely alike.
Excuse the photo, it’s the only one I have of us together. What’s wrong with me? Who goes to a hen night with no make-up on?
Anonymous asked: That was only half the reaction I was after. Look more closely at the last sentence.
ahahahahaha. Human bean(s).
Anonymous asked: You're shit, but you're beautiful and I can't wait to have your super flexible self in my bed in 2 weeks. If your ability to do the splits no longer exists, GET PRACTISING! P.s Did I ever tell you that you are one ridiculously good looking human bean.
Hi TINA, oh don’t you worry my little muffin, I can still do them. I won’t be in your bed in two weeks, you’ll be in mine. You tell me that all the time. We need to get out more.
I’m all set for going home on the 8th, apart from still needing to get a key seeing as everyone will be in Barbados.
Kristina has persuaded me to go to hive, I just can’t say no to her. My other choice was cav, I laughed in her face. I do wonder why/how we ever became friends. We’ll come home to mine and spoon, unless we stay in Edinburgh, in which case we’ll spoon there. I managed to get the Monday off placement, so hopefully it’s sunny and we can go to Blairdrummond.. Chunks on safari is the best ever.
My flatmate is away home for a week, this is not ideal, not ideal at all. I am on early finishes for the whole of this week though and i’m off Friday. Into it. Show me your best shit weather Aberdeen.
Anonymous asked: One day I'll get drunk enough to drunk text you a cacophony of words that all boil down to one definition: I think you are awesome, but I am not, and will never tell.
I see.
